The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Patriots defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patriots's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- A.J. Brown
- TreVeyon Henderson
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.