The Late Scratch Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patriots's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.