The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Patriots's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.