The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patriots's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.