The Hamstring Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
76%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Patriots, Patriots, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Drake Maye
- A.J. Brown
- TreVeyon Henderson
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Hunter Henry
- Andy Borregales
- Kyle Williams
- Cameron Latu
- Eli Raridon
- Houston Texans
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.