The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Patriots, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.