The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patriots's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.