The Blown Coverage Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Patriots scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.