The Late Scratch Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patriots's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.