The Prevent Defense Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Patriots scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.