The Prevent Defense Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patriots drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.