The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Patriots scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.