The Prevent Defense Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Patriots defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patriots's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.