The Mystery Tweak Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patriots's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.