The Late Scratch Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Patriots defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patriots's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Drake Maye
- A.J. Brown
- TreVeyon Henderson
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Hunter Henry
- Andy Borregales
- Kyle Williams
- Cameron Latu
- Eli Raridon
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- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.