The Bad Spot Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.