The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jets's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Cade Klubnik
FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.