The Snap Count Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Jets, Jets, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.