The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.