The Prevent Defense Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jets's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.