The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.