The Mystery Tweak Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Jets scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.