The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.