The Stuffed Run Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.