The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Coach says Singleton is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Singleton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.