The Hamstring Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.