The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.