The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Ref: "Number Vannett, that's a flag." Vannett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vannett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.