The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vannett, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
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- Trey McBride
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- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.