The Hamstring Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- The broadcast shows Vannett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Vannett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.