The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vannett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.