The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Vannett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
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- Sam LaPorta
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.