The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Vannett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vannett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.