The Snap Count Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vannett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.