The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- A mysterious flag erases Vannett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Vannett, Vannett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.