The Mystery Tweak Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Vannett stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vannett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.