The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Vannett is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vannett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.