The Hamstring Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vannett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vannett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.