The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Collins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Collins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.