The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Beckham Jr., that's a flag." Beckham Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Beckham Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beckham Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.