The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gordon II gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.