The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gordon II runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gordon II drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.