The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hampton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hampton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.