The Fumble Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Ref: "Number Hampton, that's a flag." Hampton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.