The Garbage-Time Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hampton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hampton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.