The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.