The Inch-Short Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.