The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.