The Bad Snap Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mahomes's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.