The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mahomes will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.